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bcblack182
01-06-2009, 08:58 PM
I got a vasectomy this morning and then won lots of money. Yay!

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This is missing some hands, i won 6500 and made 500 RB, so 7k, which might be my best day ever.

I also learned what it smells like when my balls are burning, and got stitches on them as well.

So kind of a mixed day. :)

Barton
01-06-2009, 11:12 PM
I need 3 or 4 vasectomies

viffer
01-07-2009, 05:04 AM
Mine marked the start of my down swing...go figure... I just assumed they cut out my Mojo...

This was also the point where my doc confirmed I was one of the rare ones resistant to local anaesthetic... I think the main symptom was scraping me off the ceiling after a triple dose. Still brings tears to my eyes.

Maybe a $7k win for the day would have lessened my pain too... nice work!

bcblack182
01-07-2009, 10:46 AM
oh man i can't imagine if the pain killer wasn't working. It was pretty uncomfortable as is.

bill d dog
01-09-2009, 04:19 AM
ice ice ice
keep icin
once ya stop & they swell
its a battle to get em down agin
lol
i would recommend almost a week
i stopped after 3 or 4 days
&.....

bcblack182
01-09-2009, 05:31 PM
The doctor said i was supposed to feel normal by today. Its kind of hard to feel normal when my balls are purple and bleeding lol.

Kunugaa
01-09-2009, 05:32 PM
I wish I hadn't opened this thread!

bcblack182
01-09-2009, 11:18 PM
I wish I hadn't opened this thread!

My balls feel funny
Shaved purple bloody and sewn
No longer potent



Does a haiku make it any better?

Kunugaa
01-10-2009, 09:14 AM
:D.

bcblack182
01-12-2009, 09:29 PM
way OT for this thread but is a 2k upswing/7k downswing/9k upswing normal in a 5 hour session of 2/4 PLO?

viffer
01-13-2009, 05:11 AM
I don't think it's off off topic at all.... I think there are great parallels....

Blow job / bollocks cut off / worry free sex for the rest of your life...:p

bcblack182
01-13-2009, 03:51 PM
ha viffer.

Geez PLO is crazy. Another -5k/+6k swing, at 2/4 in 2 hours. lol?

bcblack182
01-14-2009, 12:55 PM
ah ha ha ha i just played a hand where i had AA vs KK on an A K x board and the guy slowrolled me before talking trash and calling my all in.